I didn’t do a video this week because I was out of town! So instead of me showing you a video and taking all the fun out of it, let’s imagine all the things I could have done!
- Use a T-Shirt Cannon to get dressed
- Build a bird’s nest in my mouth and wait for breakfast to land
- Start a religion
- Develop the cure for The Cure
- Discover a body – alive or dead, maybe even my own!
- Parkour the car
- Or flop my penis around while I sing about the classiest sex possible!