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It is just me or has this been the longest year ever? What the hell even happened this year? I think I remember vaguely.
- We had our very first convention! (Jan – [Amazing Arizona Comic Con])
- We had our second convention! (May – [Phoenix Comic Con])
- I [lost my artist]!
- I went to [San Diego Comic Con] (July)!
- I had a [mid-life crisis] at 23! Let’s be honest, at this rate I won’t make it past 46.
- I had my [wisdom teeth] removed!
- I reached a whole new audience with this [Depression comic] and this other [Dealing with Depression comic]. It has given me this strange sense of responsibility I am still trying to process.
- IDK Survived its [2nd birthday]!
- And more recently, I had lunch with a real, live IDK Fan!
Her name is Katie Hoy and she came all the way from Missouri! She was in Arizona for other reasons, not just me, but still! And she totally brought me gifts!
That’s an Oscar Wilde action figure, a Pi-Pie Jigsaw Puzzle, and the Pi wrapping paper they came in! That’s also a comic/card she made for me!
Now to answer the question you’ve wanted to ask this whole time, if you want to have lunch with me you’ll have to enter the upcoming Have Lunch with IDK Comics Contest! Details below!
Just ask
Fine print: Participation may vary. Not available in all areas. May cause diarrhea of the mouth and anus.But seriously. If you are a fan that lives in Phoenix and you want to talk about the comics, the business, or have me sign your (man)boobs, it can totally be arranged. For those of you that don’t live in AZ, there is hope! Sometimes I travel! I’ll be going to San Francisco, CA and Tucson, AZ this winter. For those of you outside the country, sorry! You’ll have to settle for a Skype conversation or kicking my ass at an iPhone game like Ethan from Australia.
Oh, and please don’t murder me? kthxbi!
I think I did pretty damn well for 2011. Now let’s see what I have in store for 2012!
Maybe a [shirt]?
I’m working on a test print of a book!
Working on new types of IDK merchandise!
Also I am working on new IDK Button designs and getting a new button machine/thingy!
I’m rewriting and compiling my short plays into a book for possible publication!
I’ll be back at [Phoenix Comic-Con]! If you live in Arizona, keep an eye out for my [commercials]!
2012 is sizing up to be an exciting year! Are you along for the ride?
Happy New Year!
-Will
“How about you make your own quote for 2012?”
-IDK
Wowza! IDK made it all the way to 2 years? Even with all the domestic violence, suicide attempts, abusive relationships, and unfortunate events. He is one (un)lucky puzzle piece!
As my gift to you, I will show you this paper I found in the street!
Let me try to translate some of what it says here for you with some of my comments in parentheses:
Tyler Veitch & His Father:
From the Words of Anthony…
- Flippos shaddow
- Piggy
- The Veitch knows
- Tittyboy (an insult in grade school, a nickname in college)
- Treasure hunter
- Pool MAN
- Spicy4life
- Addict. (period!)
- Crackhead
- DaVeithci the genus (ironic spelling?)
- Always right
- Kyle sleepover jerk circle (I remember that night! Everyone grab to your left!)
- Picked butthole and smelled it (why is this frowned upon?)
- Attracted to Flippos earhole (wait, that’s not normal?)
- Good wide receiver (One redeeming quality, good at sports!
- Treasure hunter
- Geneus (another spelling!)
- Pool MAN
- Rockstar
- Producer
- Scientist
- All star runner
- Ladies man
- Superman
- Mechanic
- Gamer
- Computer wiz
- Pirate
- Gangstah (Dude has a lot of jobs. But it’s what you have to do in this 99% economy)
- Best at bonding (is this a chemistry joke?)
Pictures:
Warrior of Light (Final Fantasy?)
Picture of Tyler Veitch saying, “I’m the chosen one my dad says” (Jewish?)
Gold
City of gold (…So yeah, Jewish)
Picture of pirate saying, “I’m a pirate : – )”
On the back it says:
If Tyler rips he owes me $10.
dance (also a penalty)
Well, since I have it in once piece it looks like Tyler is safe for now. Until I rip it and that poor kid owes IDK $10! Sucka!
As a gift to myself, I bought Axe Cop Munchkin!
If you want to give IDK a birthday gift you can do it here!
Well, I am seriously surprised that IDK has made the 2-year mark and I can honestly say it is because of my awesome readers! And depression. And childhood trauma. And girls. And caffeine. And Cierra Wiley. And more girls. And suicide. And my inability to quit things that cause me emotional, mental or physical pain, discomfort, or torment.
Either way, thank YOU for an amazing, awkward, and abusive 2 years!
-Will
…For now
I’m still not at 100% but I blame the fact that I’ve had a hellish cold on top of the surgery.
I was a little worried that after the operation I’d be like this
Or maybe this
But it looks like the combination of Xanax and anesthesia lead to me waking up and instantly doing the robot. From what I am told, I robot-ed all the way out of the office and into the car. Once in the car, I shifted into high gear by transforming those robot hands into fearsome fingers and I proceeded to flip everyone off on the drive home. While the brunt of the “bird” fell upon my girlfriend and my own reflection, I can’t help but wonder who else was insulted by a glossy-eyed, bloody-mouthed, dude in a Daewoo. Once home, I finally passed out on the couch—After several debates as to whose face I was wearing of course.
Now back to your regularly scheduled IDK!
-Will
Tomorrow at 7am I am going in for surgery to have my wisdom teeth extracted.
Oh this drill? No, that’s for your penis
I have never had surgery before and I don’t know what to expect. It is VERY expensive and because I don’t have (and have never had) insurance it is all out of pocket. It has to be done. By tomorrow, I will have spent more on my teeth in the past year than I have on four years of college tuition.
At the very least, I will be out for a few days for recovery. To prepare for that I have this week’s continuation of Domestic Violence Week comics all queued up and ready to go! At the very most, I could die. And that would be moderately inconvenient for you because IDK would stop.

Now that IDK is gone, no one understands my pain...
Here’s hoping!
-Will
“We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.”
~Joseph Heller
This past week I spent a lot of time writing notes and blogs about how I was going to stop doing IDK Comics on December 1st, 2011–our second anniversary. Obviously I didn’t post any of them because I felt like the “reasons” were whiney excuses. Finding reliable and decent people to work with is much harder than it should ever be. Readership is dropping, there are little-to-no comments/likes/tweets, and for the first time ever the number of Facebook fans has actually decreased. Aren’t those how you measure success—by the feedback?
No.
If you measure happiness/success by something quantifiable, you will never have enough. I used to be ecstatic to have 100 readers and now that I have 1000 readers I’m dissatisfied and shutting down? Fuck that.
You know what? I’ve never been good at taking a hint and I’m even worse at quitting things. I can not please the faceless, voiceless masses so why concern myself with the impossible? I started doing this as an outlet for myself and over the year I somehow lost that. Somewhere along the line my hobby became a business and my fun became work. I don’t need another job; I just want to play.
So…
Let’s play!
-Will
“Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness.”
~Robertson Davies
“Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.”
~Cynthia Nelms










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