Hello Hello!

As you may have (not) noticed, I haven’t written a blog in a while. Or written anything really! It’s because I have been kinda busy with my acting jobs. I was in a production of Dreyfus in Rehearsal [Review]

Dreyfus in Rehearsal

And now I am getting ready for my next show, Body Awareness [Details].

Oh, and a Charlotte’s Web remount [Past Review]

As some of you may know, I have been working with my buddy over at [Steam Crow] to create the wonderful [Steam Crow Show].

Now for comic related stuff!

IDK Comics will be at [Phoenix Comic Con 2012]! And I will have a table and everything! But, as of right now, I have absolutely nothing to sell you. Sorry about it! I am working on that. I am trying to get all kinds of different things to peddle. Everything from prints to bracelets to hidden cam videos of myself taping myself without myself knowing*!

Also, I am trying to partner with a fabulous painter-friend of mine to maybe sell some of his art and prints. So, even if you don’t like my shitty hand-made-in-my-kitchen products, you might like his hand-painted-in-his-kitchen art. Here’s a sample:

By Ian C.

So keep an eye out for us at Comic Con. Come by and say hi! I might just give you something for free if you say you actually read the comic! And if you want a real interaction, stop by the booth, tell me my stuff is REALLY FUNNY, pull out your phone, take a picture of what you think is the funniest, then leave. Don’t buy anything, don’t donate anything. Just leave. And I’ll call you back over and give you a 100%, absolutely-free kick in the balls! Yup! I am just that generous!

-Will

“Actors search for rejection. If they don’t get it they reject themselves.”
~Charlie Chaplin

*Did the asterisk really make you scroll down here?

Hello Hello! As you may have (not) noticed, I haven’t written a blog in a while. Or written anything really! It's because I have been kinda busy with my acting jobs. I was in a production of Dreyfus in Rehearsal [Review] [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="298" caption="Dreyfus in Rehearsal"][/caption] And now I am getting ready for my next show, Body Awareness [Details]. Oh, and a Charlotte’s Web remount [Past Review] As some of you may know, I have been working with my buddy over at [Steam Crow] to create the wonderful [Steam Crow Show].   Now for comic related stuff! IDK Comics will be at [Phoenix Comic Con 2012]! And I will have a table and everything! But, as of right now, I have absolutely nothing to sell you. Sorry about it! I am working on that. I am trying to get all kinds of different things to peddle. Everything from prints to bracelets to hidden cam videos of myself taping myself without myself knowing*! Also, I am trying to partner with a fabulous painter-friend of mine to maybe sell some of his art and prints. So, even if you don’t like my shitty hand-made-in-my-kitchen products, you might like his hand-painted-in-his-kitchen art. Here’s a sample: [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="641" caption="By Ian C."][/caption]   So keep an eye out for us at Comic Con. Come by and say hi! I might just give you something for free if you say you actually read the comic! And if you want a real interaction, stop by the booth, tell me my stuff is REALLY FUNNY, pull out your phone, take a picture of what you think is the funniest, then leave. Don’t buy anything, don’t donate anything. Just leave. And I’ll call you back over and give you a 100%, absolutely-free kick in the balls! Yup! I am just that generous!   -Will "Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves." ~Charlie Chaplin         *Did the asterisk really make you scroll down here?

Pictures:

Warrior of Light (Final Fantasy?)

Picture of Tyler Veitch saying, “I’m the chosen one my dad says” (Jewish?)

Gold

City of gold (…So yeah, Jewish)

Picture of pirate saying, “I’m a pirate : – )”

On the back it says:

If Tyler rips he owes me $10.

dance (also a penalty)

Well, since I have it in once piece it looks like Tyler is safe for now. Until I rip it and that poor kid owes IDK $10! Sucka!

As a gift to myself, I bought Axe Cop Munchkin!

If you want to give IDK a birthday gift you can do it here!

Well, I am seriously surprised that IDK has made the 2-year mark and I can honestly say it is because of my awesome readers! And depression. And childhood trauma. And girls. And caffeine. And Cierra Wiley. And more girls. And suicide. And my inability to quit things that cause me emotional, mental or physical pain, discomfort, or torment.

Either way, thank YOU for an amazing, awkward, and abusive 2 years!

-Will

Wowza! IDK made it all the way to 2 years? Even with all the domestic violence, suicide attempts, abusive relationships, and unfortunate events. He is one (un)lucky puzzle piece! As my gift to you, I will show you this paper I found in the street!   Let me try to translate some of what it says here for you with some of my comments in parentheses: Tyler Veitch & His Father: From the Words of Anthony… Flippos shaddow Piggy The Veitch knows Tittyboy (an insult in grade school, a nickname in college) Treasure hunter Pool MAN Spicy4life Addict. (period!) Crackhead DaVeithci the genus (ironic spelling?) Always right Kyle sleepover jerk circle (I remember that night! Everyone grab to your left!) Picked butthole and smelled it (why is this frowned upon?) Attracted to Flippos earhole (wait, that’s not normal?) Good wide receiver (One redeeming quality, good at sports!   Treasure hunter Geneus (another spelling!) Pool MAN Rockstar Producer Scientist All star runner Ladies man Superman Mechanic Gamer Computer wiz Pirate Gangstah (Dude has a lot of jobs. But it’s what you have to do in this 99% economy) Best at bonding (is this a chemistry joke?)   Pictures: Warrior of Light (Final Fantasy?) Picture of Tyler Veitch saying, “I’m the chosen one my dad says” (Jewish?) Gold City of gold (…So yeah, Jewish) Picture of pirate saying, “I’m a pirate : - )”   On the back it says: If Tyler rips he owes me $10. dance (also a penalty) Well, since I have it in once piece it looks like Tyler is safe for now. Until I rip it and that poor kid owes IDK $10! Sucka!   As a gift to myself, I bought Axe Cop Munchkin! If you want to give IDK a birthday gift you can do it here! Well, I am seriously surprised that IDK has made the 2-year mark and I can honestly say it is because of my awesome readers! And depression. And childhood trauma. And girls. And caffeine. And Cierra Wiley. And more girls. And suicide. And my inability to quit things that cause me emotional, mental or physical pain, discomfort, or torment.   Either way, thank YOU for an amazing, awkward, and abusive 2 years!   -Will

Tomorrow at 7am I am going in for surgery to have my wisdom teeth extracted.

Oh this drill? No, that’s for your penis

I have never had surgery before and I don’t know what to expect. It is VERY expensive and because I don’t have (and have never had) insurance it is all out of pocket. It has to be done. By tomorrow, I will have spent more on my teeth in the past year than I have on four years of college tuition.

At the very least, I will be out for a few days for recovery. To prepare for that I have this week’s continuation of Domestic Violence Week comics all queued up and ready to go! At the very most, I could die. And that would be moderately inconvenient for you because IDK would stop.

Here’s hoping!

-Will

“We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.”
~Joseph Heller

Tomorrow at 7am I am going in for surgery to have my wisdom teeth extracted. [caption id="" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Now that IDK is gone, no one understands my pain..."] Oh this drill? No, that's for your penis I have never had surgery before and I don’t know what to expect. It is VERY expensive and because I don’t have (and have never had) insurance it is all out of pocket. It has to be done. By tomorrow, I will have spent more on my teeth in the past year than I have on four years of college tuition.   At the very least, I will be out for a few days for recovery. To prepare for that I have this week’s continuation of Domestic Violence Week comics all queued up and ready to go! At the very most, I could die. And that would be moderately inconvenient for you because IDK would stop. [/caption]   Here’s hoping! -Will   "We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist." ~Joseph Heller